ROAST & REVIEW THE LOOKS ON MET GALA 2019


Every year celebrities and fashion designers gathered in the prestigious Met Gala to show off their stunning outfits. It has been 5 years since my last review of this so-called Olympics of fashun and I think it's about time to once again roast some chickens!

This year's theme is "camp", so we're supposed to expect some exaggeration, theatrical, EXTRA! EXTRA! EXTRA! both in fashion and in behavior. Just think of Marie Antoinette, from her towering wigs, over-the-top fashion sense, and her lavish lifestyle, that's campy!

Now that you have an idea of what's this year theme, lets go ahead and check out some of the lewks.

First up Lady Gaga...


The internet loses their mind when she arrived with this humongous hot pink gown designed by Brandon Maxwell. It's actually a 3 reveal outfit with a theatrical entourage which is very campy, and thank God she did that because the outfits are a hot mess.


The over-the-top queen fell flat in my opinion. It's all basic and really hurts me, good thing she took a lot of awards this year. So, see you next year Stefanie?

Next is Katy Perry...


She's wearing Moschino and whenever I see this, Sia's chandelier plays on my mind. lol! Katy is one of the campiest celebrity and I'm always on the lookout what she would wear every time. This year she decided to be the human chandelier. Yes, it's over the top but I'm just a kinda not impressed by it. She's in the thin line between campy and costumey.

Moving forward to Harry Styles...


He's wearing a Gucci with a sheer top with black trousers which I think is very BASIC. Did you not get the theme, sir? Thank God he's wearing boots. This is the kind of outfit I would wear in someone's funeral. Next!

Serena Willams...


The tennis court baddie is wearing bright yellow floral Versace gown. Tbh, the color is so beautiful on her BUT the silhouette tho. I need to speak to Donatella adesso

Billy Porter...



THIS. IS. HOW. YOU. DO. IT! He definitely killed everyone with this entrance and look. He's wearing The Blonds inspired by ancient Egypt. There's not much to say but 10's-10's-10's across the board! 

Zendaya...


Baby girl, what happened? I'm disappointed, we're all rooting for you. With or without lights the details on this gown is such a letdown. Talk to Tommy Hilfiger next time and tell him what you really want. 

Cara Delevingne...


She's wearing Dior Haute Couture. Okay, let's talk about that headpiece, there's a lot going on I love it, it's campy. But when we get to the outfit it's meh, we need over-the-top outfits, not just loud colors. Thank you!

Keiynan Lonsdale...


Speaking of colorful and out-of-the-box outfit. Keiynan slayed me with this butterfly gown designed by Manis Arora with a neon yellow top and pink hair. THIS IS ART! You're doing good sweetie.

Cardi B...


Honestly, I love this look BUT she looks like a bedsheet, mattress, and couch. lol! I know Thom Browne and team exerts a lot of effort to do this, but you can't change my mind.

Kylie & Kendall Jenner...


Well, what should I say? They both look good on Versace feathered gown. NEXT!

Ezra Miller...


All eyes on him (literally) he's wearing Burberry black pinstriped suit with an overlaid crystal-studded corset. I love it I really do! However, I expected more outrageous from him. Mimi choi hands down beat that mug sheesh! 

Gwyneth Paltrow...


Who let you out looking like this? Who's your stylist? Do you even have a mirror? I have so many questions for her but I guess the picture says it all. This pale yellow sheer pleated gown with Jimmy Choo heels is a... NO!

Kim Kardashian...


I'm having a hard time breathing just by looking at her. She's wearing Thierry Mugler dress with crystal dripping which I like. But this is not camp hunny, we need to see out-of-the-box looks from you. Don't rely on that body!

Shawn Mendez...


He probably didn't get the memo on this year's theme. He's wearing Saint Laurent suit which is actually boring like his songs so... NEXT!

Celine Dion...


She's wearing Oscar de la Renta in all glittering tassel dress. Here's the thing, she looks good in it BUT what's with silver dresses? Stay away from it, you look like a glow worm.

Jared Leto...


The high priest himself is wearing a long red silk Gucci gown with jewels. He's holding a wax replica of his head to distract us with that ugly outfit. WE NEED A CAMPY OUTFIT!

Miley and Liam Hemsworth...


Miley honey, I know you love drag and I know you know what camp means, but what the hell is this?  The couple is matching in Saint Laurent and I'm BOOTING it!

Michael Urie...


Yes, bitch werk! This is brilliant I've seen double-cara before but not in the mainstream like Met Gala.  He/She wearing Christian Siriano and I'm LIVING!!!

Saoirse Ronan...


She looks elegant in this Gucci figure-hugging red sequinned gown with dramatic gold structured shoulder pads. It's forgettable but it's nice.

Janelle Monae...

Ending our list with a BANG! This is the epitome of campy, everybody should learn from Janelle. It's simple but over-the-top. She's wearing Christian Siriano winking eye dress. YOU SHUT THE HOUSE DOWN QUEEN!

What do you think of our list? Do you agree with my Roast & Review on Met Gala? Let me know in the comment section below.

P.S

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